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2012 Non-Survival Guide
So you don't want to survive 2012?
So you don't wish to survive 2012?
Not an issue, I'm here to help. One can find a handful people not going about this the proper way so I am going to teach you precisely how to NOT survive 2012 in three easy steps:
NOT
1. Ignore the disasters in the media.
2. Do not be prepared at all.
3. Go on a seaside getaway on December 21st 2012.
Step 1:
Phase 1:
A lot of you've perfected this step probably. Generally you must ignore all the mounting catastrophes in the news; the Thailand tsunami, Katrina, Chile, Haiti, Japan and all of the various other events. Chalk all of it down to basic bad luck. A very good rule is deluding yourself. That way you will feel even more at ease while you continue to remain ignorant. Anything along the lines of this is good:' the worst is over, it is simply plain sailing from here!'.
However, I need to warn you. You might encounter interference at this first hurdle; in the form of loved ones, neighbours and friends. They will say things like;' open your eyes' and' at least accept it might happen'. You need to disregard them. In fact not only that, you must also call them' idiots' or' stupid'. Be creative. Do not hesitate to put in a couple of profanities there and here to strengthen your argument. Shout the way of yours to victory!
Step 2:
Step 2:
This step is definitely the easiest of all. Just go about your business. Continue to perform food shopping weekly and do not really think about buying extra! You do not wish to survive will you? Good. After that do not purchase any emergency supplies which could save your family's life in case you run from food or maybe water. Like the earlier step, dark age defender tf2 (relevant web-site) this step likewise adds no cost to the expenditure!!! The one cost is just a lump sum payment during the 2012 period: your life. Price of the century.
Step 3:
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