So you do not want to survive 2012?
Which means you don't want to survive 2012?
No problem, I'm here to help. There are a several individuals not going about this the right way so I am going to teach you how to NOT survive 2012 in 3 basic steps:

NOT
1. Ignore the disasters in the media.
2. Do not prepare at all.
3. Go on a seaside getaway on December 21st 2012.

Phase 1:

Step 1:
Lots of you've perfected this step probably. Generally you must ignore all of the mounting catastrophes in the news; the Thailand tsunami, Katrina, Chile, Haiti, Japan and all of the other events. Chalk it all down to simple bad luck. A good rule is to delude yourself. That way you'll feel more at ease while you still remain ignorant. Something along the lines of this is good:' probably the worst is over, it is just simple sailing from here!'.
Nevertheless, I should warn you. You may encounter interference at this very first hurdle; in the type of loved ones, dark age limit (%domain_as_name% noted) neighbours and friends. They will say things like;' open your eyes' and' at least accept it might happen'. You must dismiss them. In fact not only that, you need to additionally call them' idiots' or' stupid'. Be creative. Do not be afraid to put in a couple of profanities there and here to strengthen your argument. Shout your way to victory!

Phase 2:

Step 2:
This step is definitely the easiest of all. Just go about the business of yours. Continue to perform food shopping weekly and do not even contemplate purchasing additional! You don't want to survive do you? Good. After that don't buy any emergency supplies that could save your family's life if you run using water or even food. Just like the prior step, this step additionally adds no cost to your expenditure!!! The sole cost is only a lump sum payment during the 2012 period: your life. Deal of the century.

Step 3:

Wish TO SURVIVE