C3PO, the nebbish android from the' Star Wars' movies, was recently arrested and charged with possession of a controlled substance, namely anabolic steroids. C3PO claims that he do not ever supposed to deal and discuss these steroids with other droids. "I just didn't wish to be typecast as a wimp for the rest of my acting career" he mentioned to theLEEK.net in an exclusive interview, "I desperately needed to change the image" of mine.
After that he added: "I have always wanted to participate in cool movies, such as' HellBot',' RoboChop' or' Undercover Droid Brother', but the one parts I was available were portraying spineless characters with an annoying accent, in films like' SpongeBot',' Superficial Intelligence' and' RoboFlop'".
No different was his the latest, futile effort to audition as a Greek soldier for the Movie' RoboTroy'. "They claimed they wanted a Zeus, not really a wuss", says C3PO bitterly.
"The final straw was an offer to star in' Revenge of the Nerds XII - Android Edition' " exclaims C3PO - "This happens when I made a decision to become a member of a fitness club and get in shape". Albeit the plan has proven difficult: "After the destruction caused to a workout room by the robot from' Terminator', no club would settle for androids" he reveals.
"That left me no alternative but to use an unique mix of steroids and Iron" admits C3PO. After three months, the outcome was impressive, as may be seen in this recent picture, as well as warranted him an important role in the upcoming' Terminator IV' movie.
But additional androids suspected foul play. "That R2D2 and his major mouth" grumbles C3PO, "He must tell everybody. He even started calling me' The Steroid Android'. I've simply had about enough of this particular chubby piece of metal!"
Other robots vigorously refute any involvement in the steroid scandal.
Information, the android from' Star Trek Generations' introduced the following statement: "I am developed to exceed man capacity, both mentally and physically. I do not need to administer best legal steroids on the market to facilitate operation inside the established parameters" of mine.